Hey I'm Sarah! I'm about as queer as they come. I'm 6'1 and very athletic. I'm very out going and love to party. I'm obsessed with the WNBA and the Disney Princesses. I'm a loadmaster in the us air force and I love it! I guarentee you will never find anyone else like me.

 

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

Even a little more relaxed and I would be comatose: Banned from Target

365daysofnatalia:

Husband banned from Target

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

stumpyanydots:

“They’ve never drove through Indiana,
Met the men who plowed that earth,Planted that seed, busted his ass for you and me,Or caught a harvest moon in Kansas,They’d understand why god made those fly over states/
With a windshield sunset in your eyesLike a watercolored painted skyYou’ll think heaven’s doors have openedYou’ll understand why god madeThose fly over states”
-Jason Aldean, Fly Over States

stumpyanydots:

“They’ve never drove through Indiana,

Met the men who plowed that earth,
Planted that seed, busted his ass for you and me,
Or caught a harvest moon in Kansas,
They’d understand why god made those fly over states/

With a windshield sunset in your eyes
Like a watercolored painted sky

You’ll think heaven’s doors have opened
You’ll understand why god made
Those fly over states”

-Jason Aldean, Fly Over States